Posts tagged: comedy humor
I wish everything was anarchy.
You can’t stop me from touching your butt within my mind.
"I live each day like it is my last… because I’m so depressed." - pathetic zen master
Life is spontaneous and full of change. Don’t resist change. Especially when I say you can’t crash in my garage anymore.
A wise sage once said: “When they invent cameras, you gotta make a doc about how different I am.”
Remember, primitive man never knew that bad smells were bad smells.
A wise sage once said, “I’m NOT telling you to cut your head off with a sword. All I’m saying is that your brain is terrible. Just terrible.”
A wise sage once said, “Don’t listen to anyone but me. Everyone is stupid… but me.”
A wise sage once said, “Wash each piece of my laundry. Put each piece into my drawers. Then you will have done a chore.”