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Concentrate really hard to make a bright light shine out of your eyes and mouth.

Was I just dreaming about being a shrimp or was a shrimp just dreaming about being me?

Be the change you want in your pocket.

What do you mean, I “smell like a crazy”?

I’ve finally found a tree that gets all my jokes.

I am not falling - I am flying down.

Just took my pants and underwear off and walked right into a bramble bush.

Just lit all my old clothes on fire.

The Moon shines bright onto my lunch.

I just let a lady bug walk all over my face.