Concentrate really hard to make a bright light shine out of your eyes and mouth.
Was I just dreaming about being a shrimp or was a shrimp just dreaming about being me?
Be the change you want in your pocket.
What do you mean, I “smell like a crazy”?
I’ve finally found a tree that gets all my jokes.
Just took my pants and underwear off and walked right into a bramble bush.
Just lit all my old clothes on fire.
The Moon shines bright onto my lunch.