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I don’t know what the old masters would say about technology. It’s so good.

I wish everything was anarchy.

You can’t stop me from touching your butt within my mind.

“I live each day like it is my last… because I’m so depressed.” - pathetic zen master

Whatever an old looking Asian man says has got to be the best.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh no no thinky-poo poo. No thinky.

Our true nature is maximum euphoria.

Abandon wisdom, discard knowledge, abandon benevolence, discard duty, abandon cleverness, discard profit… Now I like you.

Life is spontaneous and full of change. Don’t resist change. Especially when I say you can’t crash in my garage anymore.

When the cops arrest you for being buck naked on the sidewalk say, “But isn’t a flower buck naked?”